He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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