You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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