so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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