But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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