Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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