Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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