just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
