last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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