I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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