I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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