why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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