Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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