2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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