i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Enjoy the penises
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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