Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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