Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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