would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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