That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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