Dual....:-)
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i think i have herpe
just one?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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