Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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