in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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