Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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