so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Let's paint friendship bongs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
