i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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