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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.

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i think you have the wrong number

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so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.

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(813): I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter. (407): i think you have the wrong number (813): so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool. http://tfl.nu/uuec

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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(425): I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming http://tfl.nu/enr3

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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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(310): It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass... http://tfl.nu/egbe

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(818): View more from California

Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics

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(818): Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics http://tfl.nu/kq58

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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(443): I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network. http://tfl.nu/hbga

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(901): View more from Tennessee

the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.

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(901): the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever. http://tfl.nu/iaa1

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...

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(321): Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds... http://tfl.nu/1h6m

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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story

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The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.

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(307): The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story (307): The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant. http://tfl.nu/nooi

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(587): View more from Alberta

She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.

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(587): She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28. http://tfl.nu/r7ey

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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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(661): fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn. http://tfl.nu/6ro6

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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(540): i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis. http://tfl.nu/pg6e

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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.

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(250): WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME. http://tfl.nu/12ba

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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart

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(760): I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart http://tfl.nu/0amr

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(937): View more from Ohio

pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.

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(937): pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it. http://tfl.nu/fw0p

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(925): View more from California

I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.

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I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.

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(925): I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist. (480): I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test. http://tfl.nu/pge5

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