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(480): View more from Arizona

I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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(325): View more from Texas

suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea

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(404): View more from Georgia

i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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(626): View more from California

in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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(650): View more from California

I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?

(1-206): View more from Washington

Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it

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