Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

(859): View more from Kentucky

i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

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(407): View more from Florida

im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes

(1-407): View more from Florida

i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.

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(858): View more from California

I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..

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(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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(540): View more from Virginia

I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"

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(706): View more from Georgia

We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning

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