He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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