Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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