We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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