Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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