Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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