I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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