I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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