so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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