Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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