I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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