would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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