i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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