I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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