Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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