Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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