Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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