So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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