I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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