your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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