It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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