: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We're too hungover to prance.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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