Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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