I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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