The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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