Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I think i got beer on your cat.
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