So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize