She's JV to your varsity
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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