I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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