So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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