he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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